The Wolf of Wall Street
From Martin Scorsese, the legendary director of that movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, that another movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, and also these movies starring Leonardo DiCaprio Comes the Wolf of Wall Street …starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Strap in for the last film you’d ever want to watch with your grandparents…
“Absolutely we can do better than that! Leonardo Di-Caprio stars as a hot young rich guy who hangs out on yachts and with the models …basically Leonardo DiCaprio.
Watch as he yells his way to an Oscar nomination And watches as the guy who stole Best Actor stops by to pound his chest right in Leo’s face. Rejoice at the triumphant return of Jonah Hill and recoil at the triumphant debut.
Thrill as he tries to shed his image as the funny fat guy in comedies… by becoming the funny fat guy in a Scorsese movie. “You’re alright… we all love you…” Experience the film that critics slammed for glorifying the lifestyle of a corrupt Wall Street stockbroker… Even though he’s a miserable wife beating drug addict who loses his business, family, and fortune. They do make qualludes look awesome, though!
“Get off the phone!” “Hahaha!” “Jesus Christ, Jordan!” Witness Scorcese break out every Scorcese-ism in the book, like of tracking shots Voiceover “See that humongous estate down there?
That’s my house.” freeze frames multiple wives having a huge hard-on for And an ambitious criminal main character with a short temper whose pride is ultimately their downfall. “I ain’t goin’ nowhere!” So settle in for a movie that’s all about excess, from the 3 hour run time To the cursing all the people in suits listening to Leo talk To shots of those same people going. Starring: Two-Time Oscar Nominee Jonah Hill How I Divorced Your Mother The director of Iron Man The director of Her The director of The Princess Bride Shane Coach Taylor Dallas Oscar Stealers Club The Artist Formerly Known as Relevant The real Jordan Belfort, because that guy deserves a break, right?
And Leonardo NoOscarO, which is crazy when you think about all the other people who have Oscars, like Three Six Mafia Al Gore Cuba Gooding Jr Dean Pelton from Community Sookie Catwoman Marisa Tomei Cher Nic Cage Mo’nique American Idol Quarterfinalist Jennifer Hudson Katniss Roberto Benigni – TWICE! and the movie Crash The Wolf of Wall Street “Sell me this pen.” It’s the one Dicaprio used in Wolf of Wall Street. Boom! Easy money right there.
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